Going through Peanuts comic by comic to see what it would have been like if the characters were countries
Thursday, June 20, 2019
Week 857; José
Charlie Brown sends out a kiteboat, which gets so mangled while still working, when Linus' safety director runs into it, he talks to Luci about it who thinks he's crazy.
New Player part 1 (Mr. Manager part 378); Peppy finds a new player for the UNOP Baseball team, an inhabitant of the Republic of the North name José Peterson (Peterson cause I can't use the é again).
New Player part 2 (Mr. Manager part 379); Peppy introduces Chuckson to Peterson and has him replace Lin on second base. Schroe starts building up the party to ensure enough power leading to the next two elections.
New Player part 3 (Mr. Manager part 380); Peppy gives a brief description of Peterson's record to Chuckson, including his previous batting averages of .640 and .850.
New Player part 4 (Mr. Manager part 381); Peppy shows off her new team lineup to Chuckson, with her also replacing him on the mound, while telling him he'll became manager of the year to which Luc asks what for.
New Player part 5 (Mr. Manager part 382); Chuckson decides to take back his team so he can run, but is too scared of Peppy to confront her about it.
Snoop pretends to be piranha in some jungle stream when he bites Lins' sock, Luucy asks what happens when he gets home and his explanation involves piranhas.
CB 3855 Lucy 2183 Snoopy 1996 Linus 1776 Peppermint Patty 32 José Peterson 3
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Friday, May 31, 2019
Week 856; Chuckson's Depressed
Lins is trying to find something of his son's but bumps his head, and when his wife keeps asking what happened he angrily yells that he bumped his head.
Mr. Manager part 372; Chuckson is informed that the bases are loaded, and since the season just started he is surprised by how quick it was.
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Mr. Manager part 373; Chuckson is annoyed by his entire team striking out and wants to kick the water cooler but has to kick a hose, but gets wrapped in it.
Mr. Manager part 374; Chuckson complains about how he always loses the first game of the season and uses a lot of simile.
Mr. Manager part 375; Chuckson asks Luc if she feels bad about losing the game and she says she cried all night, before laughing at him, he responds by saying that no jury would ever convict him.
Mr. Manager part 376; Chuckson yells at Snop to stop lying around his house and talks about how his heart is being teared apart, before Snop falls asleep.
Mr. Manager part 377; Chuckson cries about how no one cares about losing the game, before Lin gives him a blanket to calm him down.
CB 3855 Lucy 2182 Snoopy 1996 Linus 1774 Schroeder 702
Thursday, March 28, 2019
Week 855; Back to Baseball
WW1 Flying Ace part 62; The Ace is "flying" around when he sees Sallicia's daughter holding a balloon and attacks her because he thinks it is an enemy observation balloon, unfortunately he is utterly beaten.
Mr. Manager part 366; Chuckson tries to institute a vigorous exercise program, but almost loses his whole team before changing it to a few push-ups.
Mr. Manager part 367; Luc is chosen to be the union representative for the UNOP baseball team and wishes Chuckson good luck in that role, before responding as herself that he's going to need it.
Mr. Manager part 368; Chuckson tries to script out a play that starts with him hitting a ball, he misses and so the team throws all the hats and gloves at him.
Mr. Manager part 369; Luc tries to get more time off from Chuckson, the time off being not showing up to any of the games.
Mr. Manager part 370; Chuckson and Lin look over the pathetic baseball team and while Chuckson says that they aren't ready, Lin admits that the team wouldn't be ready if the season started in November.
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Mr. Manager part 371; Chuckson tries to throw the first pitch of the season, and is knocked over like every year, he remarks that the seasons are very similar.
CB 3849 Lucy 2180 Linus 1772 Sally 179 Frieda 156 555 33
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Monday, March 25, 2019
Week 854; Lots of Kiteboats
Lins' is making his breakfast when he gets called by Chuck about the campaign, but goes crazy worrying about his cold cereal getting soggy.
SmartA starts to feel like no one likes him, so he asks Lins for advice who tells him to look inside, an answer he hates.
Luci looks over Charlie Brown's kite-boat operation, and she discovers that its director knows a lot, but somehow managed to get a kiteboat in Pig-Pen's sewers.
The kiteboat administrator starts talking about the Kiteboat Trapper as opposed to a simple large floating rock, and says that any large water rock could be the Kiteboat Trapper or one of its daughter ships.
The kiteboat administrator tries to guide another kiteboat, but it gets near the trapper and the entire crew is brutally killed.
The kiteboat trapper grabs another kiteboat while Luci is around, and she proceeds to see what they do to it and is devastated.
The kiteboat administrator tries to fight the kiteboat trapper to release another trapped crew, but loses due to the hard skin of it.
CB 3843 Lucy 2177 Linus 1771
Friday, March 15, 2019
Character Count
The goal of this In-Work post is two-fold, one is on my side to make it easier to find appearances for people we haven't seen in awhile, the other is for the readers, to see how many appearances each character has at the end (which is also very interesting for me, why I keep the appearance counts around).
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CB 3855 Lucy 2183 Snoopy 1996 Linus 1776 Patty 726 Schroeder 701 Violet 628 Shermy 249 Sally 179 Frieda 156 Pig-Pen 91 LRHG 40 555 33 Peppermint Patty 32 Roy 19 Woodstock 14 Faron 13 Charlotte Braun 10 3&4 5 José Peterson 3Characters Counted by the Day
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All Characters with less than 100 appearances
Week 853; A Bit of a Hiatus But Whatevs
The Kiteboat Trapper is approached by Charlie Brown's kiteboat administrator who tries to taunt it, but eventually gives up and just sends a kiteboat to it.
Stolen Crayon part 4; Sallicia reveals that she lied about the stolen pen and when she is told to not lie she yells at his middle-class morality (though at this point they are both upper class).
Stolen Crayon part 5; Chuck confides in Luucy about his problem and asks what she thinks, but all she does is talk about re-painting her booth.
Stolen Crayon part 6; Sallicia talks about how that if a lie works for a politician it isn't a lie, then Chuck retorts with George Washington.
Linus' army gets bossed around by Luci to well, just do work, bossing around isn't really accurate but I need to make time because I'm not really sure what to write, but they complain about doing things that interfere with not doing anything.
Chuck complains about how Snoop doesn't tour Snoopy anymore and he says its because of Saint Barnard gangs.
Lins puts up a sign supporting stamping things out, Luucy (as his wife, she like to compartmentalize), tells him to be more specific so he says to stamp things out that need stamping out.
CB 3836 Lucy 2175 Snoopy 1994 Linus 1768 Sally 178
Friday, March 8, 2019
Week 852; All Arcs
The food deliverers discover that they have received tons of letters of support, before realizing they all were for the Scavengers.
Arm-Wrestle part 7; All of the representatives run to see Luucy and Snoop arm-wrestle, both refusing to give up after two days.
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Arm-Wrestle part 8; Luucy and Snoop continue their arm-wrestling match and are near collapse when Snoop decides to kiss Luucy on the nose, ending the match and causing them both to collapse.
Arm-Wrestle part 9; Luucy demands that even if Snoop won its only because he kissed her and calls herself the arm-wrestling champion. Despite her win she loses some supporters for her fit, but many of the others support her more.
Stolen Crayon part 1; Sallicia discovers that one of her diplomats took a pen from a diplomat training course and goes crazy over how they're going to be punished.
Stolen Crayon part 2; Sallicia explains her problem to Chuck who advises her to just return it, but she goes crazy because it was broken and the instructor hates breaking pens.
Stolen Crayon part 3; Sallicia demands that Chuck find a way to get her out of the mess, but he refuses, he is the president and doesn't want to deal with the problems of a diplomat-in-training.
CB 3831 Lucy 2172 Snoopy 1993 Linus 1766 Patty 726 Shermy 249 Sally 176 Pig-Pen 91 555 32
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Thursday, March 7, 2019
Week 851; Refocused on Peanutsville (But In a Good Way)
The Scavenger try to ask for food in the middle of the night, they get yelled at by the food deliverers, but they are woken up at the crack of dawn to get the food they so desperately wanted.
Arm-Wrestle part 1; Luucy challenges Chuck to an arm-wrestling match for a campaign promotion, and totally destroys him at it.
Arm-Wrestle part 2; Lins tries to challenge Luucy in arm-wrestling, and is beaten instantly. Luucy's poll numbers start going up a lot.
Arm-Wrestle part 3; Schroe and Luucy talk about arm-wrestling, Schroe talks about his strong fingers but refuses Luucy's challenge because they have to watch their fingers.
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Arm-Wrestle part 4; Chuck and Lins find a champion to go against Luucy, Snoop, dressed as ridiculous as possible, calling himself the "Mask Marvel".
Arm-Wrestle part 5; Luucy refuses to play against Snoop on account of the fact that she'll hurt him, but also can't figure out what he'd arm wrestle with, which he believes to technically be a front leg.
Arm-Wrestle part 6; Luucy and Snoop start their arm-wrestling match and she taunts him before telling him to start pushing, which he's been doing for three minutes.
CB 3825 Lucy 2169 Snoopy 1989 Linus 1764 Schroeder 701
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Tuesday, March 5, 2019
Week 850; Two Candidacies
Lu tries to talk to the Great Piano about how much money piano players make and it answers that it depends on how hard they practice, she proceeds to list everything Lucy will want and tells it that they will need to keep practicing.
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WW1 Flying Ace part 60; The Ace tries to fly around to avoid the Red Bandit but has to keep moving his head back and forth, getting sick.
Schroe is playing the piano when he talks about how much Beethoven loved mac and cheese and that whoever he marries must be able to make it, Lucy asks how he felt about cold cereal.
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WW1 Flying Ace part 61; A psychiatrist from Charlie Brown asks the Ace what he'll do when the war is over, he says he'll do a little barnstorming.
Luucy guides Lins to the presidential nomination meeting for the UNOP Party, even packing his lunch, and tells him to have a good day and to survive.
Mr. Manager part 365; Chuckson is happily reliving the strike he threw when he is interrupted by Schrod, he finds his success less than successful. Lins is officially chosen as the UNOP Party candidate to succeed Chuck.
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Lucy delivers some food (store-bought of course) to her husband to make him happy, he says it would taste better with a ski lodge around it. Later she officially announces her candidacy for president, knowing she will be running against Lins.
CB 3821 Lucy 2163 Snoopy 1985 Linus 1762 Schroeder 700
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