Week 857; José

      Charlie Brown sends out a kiteboat, which gets so mangled while still working, when Linus' safety director runs into it, he talks to Luci about it who thinks he's crazy.

     New Player part 1 (Mr. Manager part 378); Peppy finds a new player for the UNOP Baseball team,  an inhabitant of the Republic of the North name José Peterson (Peterson cause I can't use the é again).

     New Player part 2 (Mr. Manager part 379); Peppy introduces Chuckson to Peterson and has him replace Lin on second base. Schroe starts building up the party to ensure enough power leading to the next two elections.

     New Player part 3 (Mr. Manager part 380); Peppy gives a brief description of Peterson's record to Chuckson, including his previous batting averages of .640 and .850.

   New Player part 4 (Mr. Manager part 381); Peppy shows off her new team lineup to Chuckson, with her also replacing him on the mound, while telling him he'll became manager of the year to which Luc asks what for.

     New Player part 5 (Mr. Manager part 382); Chuckson decides to take back his team so he can run, but is too scared of Peppy to confront her about it.

     Snoop pretends to be piranha in some jungle stream when he bites Lins' sock, Luucy asks what happens when he gets home and his explanation involves piranhas.
CB 3855 Lucy 2183 Snoopy 1996 Linus 1776 Peppermint Patty 32 José Peterson 3

Week 854; Lots of Kiteboats

     Lins' is making his breakfast when he gets called by Chuck about the campaign, but goes crazy worrying about his cold cereal getting soggy.

     SmartA starts to feel like no one likes him, so he asks Lins for advice who tells him to look inside, an answer he hates.

     Luci looks over Charlie Brown's kite-boat operation, and she discovers that its director knows a lot, but somehow managed to get a kiteboat in Pig-Pen's sewers.

      The kiteboat administrator starts talking about the Kiteboat Trapper as opposed to a simple large floating rock, and says that any large water rock could be the Kiteboat Trapper or one of its daughter ships.

      The kiteboat administrator tries to guide another kiteboat, but it gets near the trapper and the entire crew is brutally killed.

     The kiteboat trapper grabs another kiteboat while Luci is around, and she proceeds to see what they do to it and is devastated.

     The kiteboat administrator tries to fight the kiteboat trapper to release another trapped crew, but loses due to the hard skin of it.

CB 3843 Lucy 2177 Linus 1771

Week 849; Winter Kite-Eating

     Charlie Brown and Sally's food deliverers have to wash their hands for a big pickup but when a Charlie Brownian division touches some Scavengers they are yelled at to re-clean their hands, they proceed to run around chasing the Sallians for calling them filthy.

     Linus' Safety Director reads that to avoid slipping on ice you need to nail bottle caps to your shoes, he tries to test it out on come wall patrollers but he forgets to take the bottles off.

     Winter Kite-Eating part 1; Linus' Safety Director is show the Kiteboat Trapper, by the head of Charlie Brown's kiteboats, which has been resting, but gets pulled away from it out of fear of attack.

     Winter Kite-Eating part 2; The head of Charlie Brown's kiteboats shows the Kiteboat Trapper to Luci and explains the entire thing to her.

     Winter Kite-Eating part 3; The head of Charlie Brown's kiteboats goes on a rant about the Kiteboat Trapper to Linus' Safety Director.

     WW1 Flying Ace part 59; The Ace discovers that his girlfriend has married his cousin and so when he pretends to fly he "has to turn back" due to the tears in his eyes.

      Charlie Brown's food deliverers get annoyed about sending food to the Scavengers and want them to get their own but they won't for fear of getting cut.

CB 3820 Lucy 2159 Snoopy 1983 Linus 1760 Sally 172

Week 845; Snowman Army

             Lins writes thank you letters to everyone who gave Linus things for Christmas and Luucy complains about being made to look bad, and then he adds thanks from Lucy to it and she is happy.

      Snowman Army part 1; Linus' safety director starts to build an army of winter mercenaries and nicknames the first member Shorty.

        Snowman Army part 2; The safety director finishes his first unit and leads them into a mock battle. Protests against the UNOP rise up in Lordlands all around Shermy.

              Snowman Army part 3; The Safety Director finishes his entire army and then starts to give a rousing speech to them all about flooding the Outsiders.

        Snowman Army part 4; Linus' Safety Director looks over all of his snow mercenaries and salutes them as he passes them.

           Snowman Army part 5; Linus' Safety Director proclaims that nothing can stop them, but then the snow melts and the mercenaries fade away.

        Chuck talks to Luucy about how another year has come and gone and so she lets out a shriek of terror which he finds normal.

CB 3814 Lucy 2147 Linus 1747

Week 844; Christmas Preparations

       Lins reads a large chunk of the bible to Chuck to prove to him that no one needs the Christmas Provider.

         Luucy talks to Chuck about the difference between wishy-washyness and humility and she says that he is wishy washy while she is humble.

           Snoop is skating around on the ice when he falls and decides that his feet need to be sharpened. Charlette hires a bunch of mercenaries in the Republic of Shermy to cause as most chaos as possible.

       Pamela writes a letter to the Christmas Provider trying to give advice about fastening seatbelts. The mercenaries arrive and start hire a few criminals to mess around before they try anything big.
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         Chuck tells a story to Sallicia's daughter about how his grandmother used to hang her stockings up and find them filled with apples and oranges, but when she gets hers she can only see three grapes fitting in it.

        Snoop stays awake and gets worried that a crazy guy with a sled and stupid reindeer that step on his stomach will arrive. LuAnne hears a rumor about what Charlette is doing and reports it to Luci.

       Sallicia's daughter decides to put up all of her socks so everything fits in it. Luci passes the information onto the president of Shermy.
CB 3813 Lucy 2145 Snoopy 1968 Linus 1741 Sally 170 Peppermint Patty 27

Week 800; A Short War

                       WW1 Flying Ace part 5; The Flying Ace messes around with pretending to fight the Red Bandit and crashing but he runs into jump ropes and jumps through it and pretends to go through barbed wire.
                     Spelling Bee part 5; Chuck's son decides that all he has to do is make a decent showing but still can't remember I before e except after c.
                    Spelling Bee part 6; Chuck's son prepares for the spelling bee and starts to feel strangely calm. Schroedermy foolishly sends a small force into the border lands which the UNOP Front pounces on.
                  Spelling Bee part 7; Chuck's son gets the word maze and he spells it mays which he realizes is wrong immediately. The Republic of Shermy authorizes the UNOP Front to march into Schroedermy on its behalf and stop incursions into its territory.
                  Spelling Bee part 8; Chuck's son is laughed at for the whole day and his Violetian friend basically says that she told him so. Luci and Shroe split up to take a bit of territory from Schroedermy to scare it and Charlette into remembering how bad they were beaten last time they tries to attack.
                       Spelling Bee part 9; Chuck's son yells at the teacher when he is asked why his head on his desk and gets sent into the principals waiting room.
                     Spelling Bee part 10; Chuck's son stays at the principal's office and prays while his stomach start to hurt. Luci and Shroe settle in gaining some not too important territory while Shermy sends peace overtures.
CB 3647 Lucy 2048 Snoopy 1836 Patty 717 Violet 618