Week 844; Christmas Preparations

       Lins reads a large chunk of the bible to Chuck to prove to him that no one needs the Christmas Provider.

         Luucy talks to Chuck about the difference between wishy-washyness and humility and she says that he is wishy washy while she is humble.

           Snoop is skating around on the ice when he falls and decides that his feet need to be sharpened. Charlette hires a bunch of mercenaries in the Republic of Shermy to cause as most chaos as possible.

       Pamela writes a letter to the Christmas Provider trying to give advice about fastening seatbelts. The mercenaries arrive and start hire a few criminals to mess around before they try anything big.
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         Chuck tells a story to Sallicia's daughter about how his grandmother used to hang her stockings up and find them filled with apples and oranges, but when she gets hers she can only see three grapes fitting in it.

        Snoop stays awake and gets worried that a crazy guy with a sled and stupid reindeer that step on his stomach will arrive. LuAnne hears a rumor about what Charlette is doing and reports it to Luci.

       Sallicia's daughter decides to put up all of her socks so everything fits in it. Luci passes the information onto the president of Shermy.
CB 3813 Lucy 2145 Snoopy 1968 Linus 1741 Sally 170 Peppermint Patty 27

Week 800; A Short War

                       WW1 Flying Ace part 5; The Flying Ace messes around with pretending to fight the Red Bandit and crashing but he runs into jump ropes and jumps through it and pretends to go through barbed wire.
                     Spelling Bee part 5; Chuck's son decides that all he has to do is make a decent showing but still can't remember I before e except after c.
                    Spelling Bee part 6; Chuck's son prepares for the spelling bee and starts to feel strangely calm. Schroedermy foolishly sends a small force into the border lands which the UNOP Front pounces on.
                  Spelling Bee part 7; Chuck's son gets the word maze and he spells it mays which he realizes is wrong immediately. The Republic of Shermy authorizes the UNOP Front to march into Schroedermy on its behalf and stop incursions into its territory.
                  Spelling Bee part 8; Chuck's son is laughed at for the whole day and his Violetian friend basically says that she told him so. Luci and Shroe split up to take a bit of territory from Schroedermy to scare it and Charlette into remembering how bad they were beaten last time they tries to attack.
                       Spelling Bee part 9; Chuck's son yells at the teacher when he is asked why his head on his desk and gets sent into the principals waiting room.
                     Spelling Bee part 10; Chuck's son stays at the principal's office and prays while his stomach start to hurt. Luci and Shroe settle in gaining some not too important territory while Shermy sends peace overtures.
CB 3647 Lucy 2048 Snoopy 1836 Patty 717 Violet 618

Week 799; Spelling Bee Practice

                        Chuckson pretends to pitch while on his pitchers mound and Luc pretends to be the catcher and tells him the signals, with three being a snowball.
                      Snoop complains about how no one ever airs the perfect program which is a four-hour beagle documentary on television. Luci and Shroe inform the Republic of Shermy that starting on Wednesday they will spend the week marching the UNOP Front around to put down insurrections.
                     Lins' son and Luucy's daughter yell at each other about her being crabby and she says its not her fault that she has crabby genes. The Republic of Shermy's leaders try to protest Luci and Shroe's plan to no avail.
                        Spelling Bee part 1; Chuck's son finds out about a city-wide spelling bee and decides to enter it and has to fight his hand to volunteer. Luci and Shroe march the UNOP Front into Shermy and decide to march toward the border region with Schroedermy.
                    Spelling Bee part 2; Luucy's daughter makes fun of Chuck's son for joining the spelling bee and asks him to spell acetylcholinesterase. The UNOP Front cleans up the last area before the border with Schroedermy.
                        Spelling Bee part 3; Chuck's son volunteers to be in the spelling bee and when a Violetian says he'll make a fool of himself he yells at her. Schroedermy starts to get worried about the UNOP Front and builds up an army while Charlette sends a few troops over.
                     Spelling Bee part 4; Chuck's son says that he knows he can do it except for that he has no clue what I before e except after c. Luci and Shroe push to see if they can get Schroedermy to attack.
CB 3640 Lucy 2047 Snoopy 1835 Linus 1633 Violet 616

Week 792; Luci Sends A Spy

                          Luucy starts to flirt with Schroe which annoys him so he has Snoop kiss her and she goes crazy and leaves making Schroe very grateful. Chuck and Luucy see polls that say that the New Blood party controls almost all of Five.
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                   Lins' son decides to sit around watching TV all evening as an experiment to see what happens to him but Luucy yells at him to do his homework which he does. Charlette tasks the person she trusts most with helping her plan the slow destruction of the UNOP.
                    Eyepatch part 10; One of Sallicia's assistants just notices that she has an eyepatch and because it took so long she hits him. Luci sends out a spy into Charlotte Braun to see her plans.
                     A Bard lands on Snoop's nose but he chases it off and says that his mother didn't raise him to be an observation point. The spy goes under the name LuAnne and starts to move into Charlotte Braun.
                   Luucy comes to Schroe and wishes Schroe a happy Beethoven's Birthday, then asks if it means they might get married.
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                    Lins tries to write a letter to the Christmas Provider but is too enthusiastic and tells it to go immediately and realizes it is bad so he throws it away.
                       A Bard flies to Snoop's house and since he is so cold he has one of his ears be used as a blanket. LuAnne moves into her house.
 CB 3616 Lucy 2030 Snoopy 1811 Linus 1624 Schroeder 671 Sally 154

Week 791; Charlette Takes Power

                      Snoopy's Scavengers find out that Charlie Brown out some excess food in the food shipments and refuse to have it, until the deliverers start to leave so they grab it up.
                     Eyepatch part 7; Sallicia shows up at work with an eyepatch which Chuck interprets as she has lazy eye and she feels like an ad for men's shirt. The leader of Charlotte Braun dies, it doesn't seem Charlette kills her and she becomes queen.
                    A Bard flies over to Snoop's house and tells a joke but he doesn't find it funny. Charlette starts looking for an opportunity to invade Shermy.
                      Eyepatch part 8; Sallicia complains about how when she met someone who made fun of her eyepatch her hand got hurt when she gave him a judo chop. Chuck finds out about Charlette becoming queen.
                    Eyepatch part 9; Sallicia believes that Lins doesn't know why she has an eyepatch but he explains why. Chuck sends a warning memo out to the Outsiders warning of what would happen if Charlette resumes aggression.
                     Chuck sees a Schroedarian sign counting the days until Beethoven's Birthday, the first day of winter and shopping days until Christmas which he finds unusual.
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                      Lins' son gets a quarter from the tooth fairy and wonders what happens to the teeth so Luucy says they are sold to become billiard balls and he thinks they should get royalties. Charlette tables her plans and instead starts funding New Blood candidates to get rid of the people who might oppose her.
 CB 3615 Lucy 2027 Snoopy 1808 Linus 1622 Schroeder 669 Sally 153