Going through Peanuts comic by comic to see what it would have been like if the characters were countries
Showing posts with label CPatrica. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CPatrica. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 1, 2017
Patricia: My Life Hidden Chapter 10:Imprisoned Section I
After being captured by Batricia I was trapped in a test tube for years being tested for many things I didn't know, the next thing I knew was during the 1958 Patty/Violet campaign I woke up in that test tube as I watched people clean the tube and the floor around my tube. Eventually Batricia had an administrator give me medicine to knock me out. After awhile my administrator (I never knew his name) decided to let me out every Wednesday which eventually led to me having dreams during my resting period. One of the times I was let go I found out about the Outsiders Convention and vowed to go. The next week I escaped and reached Peanutsville seeing my daughter for the first time in a decade, I saw her joyride with her friends while drunk and I cried because my little girl had become a wild teenager. When I entered the representatives chamber I jumped from the balcony and beat up Batricia before telling the gathered representatives my story. Unfortunately Batricia had a story, she said I was a crazed clone but they couldn't kill me. They locked me back up for a few weeks until CPatricia saved me, she didn't know how to unlock me so I stayed stuck there until the plane crash. Batricia blew up the plane CPatricia brought us on killing everyone but me. I swam out onto the shore but saw some soldiers ready to capture me, right behind a few others soldiers killed them and knocked me out.
Wednesday, September 27, 2017
Week 524; The Tie Amendments
Lucy sends a football to Charlie Brown and to convince it to attempt the master of the football says one day she might not rig it, but the day is not then.
Bet tells Lins' son that two new countries were made in the past week and says that its apart of a country explosion and he says he never heard a thing.
CPatricia asks Chuc how long he has been depressed and he answers his whole life. Chuck is told he can't appoint diplomats.
Lucille tries to inspire Chuc by saying that if he keeps his head high he can beat his depression, but then says she doesn't really believe it. Pendu decides to make some amendments to the UNOP constitution.
Lins tells Chuc that he shouldn't be sad because The Great Pumpkin will be coming. The representatives introduce and pass the Staff Act making it legal for all representatives to hire staff.
Lins tells Chuck that Luucy doesn't believe in the Great Pumpkin which Chuck doesn't find surprising. Pendu introduces the " First Tie Amendment" which makes it so that in case of a tie the country's will form a consensus for the final vote.
Luucy yells at Lins to stop talking about the Great Pumpkin but he says she offended it. The Supreme Court starts drafting the " Second Tie Amendment" which would make it so the Supreme Court could resolve a tie while Chuck drafts the "Third Tie Amendment" which makes it so he could resolve a tie.CB 2677 Lucy 1310 Linus 855 Patty 674 Violet 530
Tuesday, September 26, 2017
Week 523; Devoloping A Government
Linus thinks that Van Pelt is ordering some things and orders things from it but discovers that they weren't doing that.
Lins talks to Luucy about how he thought he was getting fat but wasn't. The UNOP Party (the name of Chuck's party) introduces a bill that gives the president the power to appoint assistants.
Chuc complains to Luucy that no one in the world really likes him and she asks what else is new. Chuck starts searching for an 11th vote in the elected house.
Lucille tries to cuddle up to Sniv to win his vote but he runs away. All of the representatives announce their support for the bill.
Chuc starts teaching Batty how to stand when she's depressed, slouched over with your head to the ground (Chuc has depression). The bill is passed unanimously and Chuck's starts making a list of assistants to appoint.
Luucy tries to convince Lunus to oppose road blockage and the wall for a bunch of reasons but he won't and asks if the United Nations of Schulz asked him to. Chuck appoints a treasurer from the old success party, Charure.
Snoopy's Scavengers rest on the wall but they are kicked off but continue to rest. Chuck asks the Supreme Court if he should appoint representatives to other nations.CB 2672 Lucy 1307 Snoopy 1074 Linus 850 Patty 673
Friday, September 15, 2017
Week 512; Double Standard of Morality
Luucy fussbudgets on Peanuts News but she doesn't sound right so she gets a throat mike to amplify her fussbudget intensity.
Biole tells CPatricia how awful Chuck is and says there are absolutely no redeeming features of him which makes Chuck remark that he is infinite.
Snoopy's Scavengers beg for a corn on the cob shipment from Charlie Brown and steal about half of the shipment.
Lins' son says that he thinks the people on one star are living it up because they have all of the lights on.
Lu yells for someone to stop Linus' army and when Charlie Brown's army stops them Lu clarifies that it meant before they ruin their morals by continuing to work for Linus.
Chuck and Lins say that its okay to steal from home but not from a store which Snoop calls a double standard of morality.
Snoopy begins reinforcing the Listening towers of Snoopy by adding a little bit to them every single day.CB 2633 Lucy 1278 Snoopy 1044 Linus 802 Patty 671 Violet 525
Sunday, August 20, 2017
Week 490; Patty and Violet Have Uncompetitive Elections
Charlie Brown tries to send a kiteboat out but it freezes due to the intense cold. Luucy appoints a member of her party named Lun to run against Lucille and a third party named Lucin.
Biole and Batricia talk about how awful Chuck is on TV and he decides that he is a spiritual scratching post.516
Luucy nags Chuc on TV about if he worries about the world blowing up and he says only on Thursdays (we believe Schulz has blown up but we haven't gone near it in a million years to tell for sure).
Luucy yells at Snoop for dancing all day when the world could get blown up. Batricia and CPatricia find out that no one is running against them.
Luucy tries to gain respect from the people of Snoopy but a bunch of them mock her. Biole and Viole discover that no one is running against them.
Linus try's to find Snoopy's Scavengers to give it an economy booster but they hide behind Charlie Brown's army (not well).
Linus sends Snoopy's Scavengers an economy booster and they grab it before sending it back to Linus.CB 2565 Lucy 1211 Snoopy 984 Linus 736 Patty 663 Schroeder 516 Violet 515
Tuesday, July 25, 2017
Week 466; Sally's Representative Chosen
Snoop runs around Chuck and Lins' croquet game and destroys it. Faron prepares every single possible strategy it could have for confrontations with the Outsiders or the UNOP.
Mr. Manager part 70 (Sally part 60); Luc and Patty's champion tag team insulting Chuckson for what happened in the previous game.
Mr. Manager part 71 (Sally part 61); Chuckson realizes that he reached rock bottom when he failed the game and ran away from Sally sports administrator.
Mr. Manager part 72 (Sally part 62); Chuckson complains that people aren't prepared for life but is told there is no way to have a warm up first.
Mr. Manager part 73 (Sally part 63); Chuckson yells at Luc for being mad at him for failing when he sacrificed the ire of Brown but she then changes the topic to birds.
Mr. Manager part 74 (Sally part 64); Chuckson and Sally's sports administrator have a drink after he apologizes to her for abandoning her for the game.
CPatricia and Viole talk about how crickets chirp. Sally's champion is chosen to be Sallicia a politician and former president.CB 2468 Lucy 1136 Snoopy 919 Patty 658 Linus 652 Violet 502 Sally 10
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Week 453; More! Stuff! About! Sally!
Luucy yells at Schroe because she thinks Beethoven was friendless due to the fact he never played golf. Snoopy's leader quietly makes sure Snoop remembers the 7 sibling nations.484
Sally part 13; Luucy tells Chuck that she thinks Sally is a great country name, as great as Lucy. The eye towers of Sally open.
Sally part 14; Charlie Brown's leading flag designers submit a possible flag design for Sally which is slightly different from theirs.
Sally part 15; Lins does math to figure out when merging with Sally is possible and sends the ages of 17 country age for it and 22 for Linus to Linus (the math is wrong Linus is 7 years older than Sally).
Sally part 16; CPatricia sends a letter to Luucy saying that Sally's upgrading will change Charlie Brown's leaders into a more protecting role and she sends a reply saying that the leaders being well adjusted sounds obnoxious.
Sally part 17; Luucy tries to make Charlie Brown stay the same so its less of a rival by making the leaders think that Brown will give them much less support which she tries to do.
Snoopy's Scavengers rest into a pool for Bard's and when some Bard armies come to kick them out Snoopy's Scavengers don't so the armies leave.CB 2360 Lucy 1099 Snoopy 886 Patty 655 Linus 619 Violet 492 Schroeder 484
Sunday, July 9, 2017
Week 451; Sally! Is! Born!
Lu attacks a Linusian hill fort and destroys it so the commander says she should see a doctor for her violent tendencies.
Sally part 1; Charlie Brown's government informs The UNOP that country helpers will be visiting Brown for 5 days so one of Brown's mother countries will supervise it which makes Luucy suspicious.
Sally part 2; Chuck finds out from Brown's UNOP communicator that Sally Brown has been upgraded into non-independent country and tells all of the UNOP (including the rest of Charlie Brown), Lins remarks that neither Luucy or Lucille were that excited when Linus was upgraded.
Sally part 3; Snoopy's Scavengers leader reflects on the upgrading of Sally and laments that in the excitement throughout The UNOP and much of Peanuts no one sent food to Snoopy.
Sally part 4; Luucy yells at Chuck during a meeting of the representatives about him being happy since over-country hood is a serious problem.
Sally part 5; When Schroe and CPatricia go to visit Sally Brown to help it along Snoop publicly decides to wait until its eye towers are opened.481
Sally part 6; Charlie Brown hands out chocolate cigars in every big city in The UNOP to celebrate the upgrading of Sally Brown.CB 2350 Lucy 1091 Snoopy 883 Patty 654 Linus 614 Violet 490 Schroeder 482 Shermy 245 Pig-Pen 67
Friday, July 7, 2017
Week 449; CPatricia's Tour of The UNOP and Sharmy Is Freed
Lins paints the sky with a few colors and Luucy gets mad at that and asks Chuck the color of the sky and he says it has a few colors. Shroe retakes complete control of Shermy and leaves.
Luucy yells at Chuck right before a debate to give some destructive criticism. Sharmy is freed from imprisonment because they can't find any sure evidence he supported The Outsiders.
Snoopy's Scavengers leader looks at all the food containers ("dishes") he supervises including a dish just for pizza.
Schroe says what he wants in a wife and Luucy thinks she can do them but when he says she needs to like to listen to obscure string quartets she is disappointed. Sharmy and Sno start making a fit about not being included in the debates.480
Chuck tells Lins' son that the odds of a star landing where they are is 10 million billion to 1 so he moves. Lucille sets up a psychiatric booth at Charlie Brown's capitol knowing that Charlie Brown has a very high rate of depressed people.
Snoop pretends to be a vampire bat which scares Lins' son. CPatricia starts a tour of The UNOP heading to Pig-Pen first.
CPatricia visits Pig-Pen's leader and asks how the country gets so dirty during a meeting about getting his support for Chuck and he says the world will never know in their time (or our time).CB 2339 Lucy 1084 Snoopy 878 Patty 653 Linus 609 Violet 487 Schroeder 480 Pig-Pen 66
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