Sunday, July 23, 2017

Snoopy and Faron: The Fatal Mistake

(This was an essay in the book Snoopy and Faron: A Discussion which explored the relationship between Snoopy and Faron,)
           I am about to propose a novel idea, most of the Second World War could have been stopped had the leaders of Snoopy been less calm. Now most people put the blame of this war on Charlette for good reason, she did declare war completely unprovoked but most people ignore the impact Faron had on the war. Scholars generally agree that had Faron not been helping Charlette infiltrate The UNOP much of her information on the group would not have existed and Frieda would have lasted until the Second World War and possibly stopped it, but this is about Snoopy's role not Faron's. Recently I was reading Charlette's for a biography when I read this line on August 15th 1959, Saw Archives August 13th 1959, very relieved. Now people agree that on August 13th of that year Snoopy's leader wanted to attack a Cate country nearby but based on Charlette's entry Faron was that country. If Snoopy had attacked Faron it was likely that they would have found their special hit team and never let it into the UNOP which would have saved lives.
(There was likely more but our surviving original book had the rest of the page ripped out. As regards with the authorship of the paper the author was likely the author of our definitive biography of Charlette dated to the early 1700s who famously refused to reveal his name and likely wrote 100s of essays and books.)

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