Weeks 59-60; the Football Gag

Chuck’s son enters a contest to finish a sentence in fifty words or less, of course it was less since he didn’t know fifty word, he also tells CPatricia about it.

                CPatricia calls Chuck inviting him to a party and he asks who’ll be there and she responds that all the representatives will be there, then he asks if there will be ice cream and she hangs up.

 

                Violet sends The Football to Charlie Brown but the operator is worried it will backfire so she stops operating and the missiles are sent.

                The Football is a high tech device were a leader of a country tries a puzzle and if it is successful positive stuff is sent to the country, if not missiles are sent to the country. The operator is the member of the country who makes sure The Football works, they hold the button since when the button is not held any answers will be counted wrong and missiles are sent.

                Chuck’s son asks Patricia’s daughter the answers to the first 2 questions and then “I bet you think I’m pretty stupid” and she replies true, then he says “but you’ll give me all the answers won’t you” and she replies false.

 

                Chuck walks by and Viole and CPatricia pretend not to notice him but then get mad at him for not noticing her.

 

                Chuck and CPatricia talk about how Snoop is the smartest Doge alive and you’d think he’s almost human, he hears the whole conversation and starts out happy and ends sad.

CB 285 Patty 201 Snoopy 108 Shermy 96 Violet 72 Schroeder 23

                Chuck and Patricia are talking about how everyone is buying television sets and see the new Doghouse that just landed in Peanutsville has a TV antenna.

                Schroeder had to cancel the first concert on the Piano since other-country schedulers set the beginning at 8:30 and country shutdown was at 6:00.

A country shutdown is sleeping in the comic.

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                CPatricia invites Chuck for dinner and asks him bring a big appetite. Chuck brought Snoop since he has the biggest appetite of anyone Chuck knows.

 

                Charlie Brown’s croquet champion is playing with Patty’s and is about to do something that would mess up her game, but she threatens to hit him so he doesn’t.

                Violet and Patty throw a The United Nations of Peanuts celebration and don’t include Charlie Brown, but the leader tricks them by saying he doesn’t care so they decide to include Charlie Brown.

                Viole tells Snoop that he’s cute and Chuck overhears and says she doesn’t  think he’s cute, so she says he’s cute in a different way.

CB 291 Patty 206 Snoopy 109 Shermy 96 Violet 74 Schroeder 24