Saturday, April 16, 2016

Week 119; The Shermian Civil War

Peanuts               Snoopy steals a large food shipment to Linus using its arf brigade. The most powerful 5 islands of Shermy put their governments together, which The Republic of Shermy hates.
Peanuts                     Charlie Brown is forced to make a bread and butter sandwich shipment with the bread folded over because they lose all their flavor.
Peanuts                   Shermy and Charlie Brown are afraid of the Pattian and Violetian army's new boots sounds. The 5 new most powerful island governments of Shermy join together.
Peanuts               Lucille gets kicked out of nursery school and gets herself a psychiatrist. All the Shermian islands give themselves one government and Shermy puts 50% of the total army on the island.
Peanuts                 Lucy demands freedom from the food protectors and is told not to ask like that so it asks nicely and is told no.
Peanuts                 The book reader of Charlie Brown is forced to read to Lucy so he reads really fast. The islands of the republic declare independence from Shermy causing the 16 year Shermian civil war which ends in Shermy becoming either an anarchy or 6,000,000 different countries at the end of the war.
Peanuts                                     Chuck reads to Lucille one of Schroe's books so she returns it. The Republic of Shermy asks all of the UNOP for help and Linus and Schroeder take all of their government out of Schroedermy "to help it" ( save themselves from the civil war) Lucy and Snoopy do nothing, Charlie Brown and Patty lend a few ships and Violet gives the rebels 5,000 tanks, $2,000,000 and 65,000,000 weapons because they love Shermy so much.
CB 742 Patty 367 Snoopy 201 Violet 172 Shermy 135 Lucy 106 Linus 17

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